city and colour

• By cyril on
• Tue Dec 6, 11:50 PM

I AM SICK OF THE EBAY HUSTLE…Been on ebay now for around 8 years. Without it I would have had to get a legit job by now or jsut do something to make cash… but I am over it… The last of the last is on… it feels good. Or atleast I am almost done, can’t take much more… plus I am running out of stuff to put on. Good timing I guess. So cheers to ebay… best shit to happen to collectors and sellers since the flea market.

It would be rad to work in a pool hall.

I did have a legit cup of coffee today, best I ever had hands down… Americano style with organic free trade imported coffee beans from columbia. But at 4 bucks with the tip… that could be the first and last best cup of coffee I have for awhile.

“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”

“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances of a date on Saturday night.”

“What do hookers do on their night off, type?”

“The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.”

“What do you give a man who has everthing? Penicillin.”

“It’s easy to make a friend. What’s hard is to make a stranger.”

“Blues is nothing but a good man being down.”

“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.”

“It wasn’t exactly a divorce—I was traded.”

“My mother didn’t breast feed me. She said she wanted me as a friend.”

“Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.”